OFFSPRINGS

 

 


WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB 

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says man I really gotta' lose my chick
In the worst kind of way

She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more deniero just to stay at home
Well my friend, you gotta' say 

I won't pay, I won't pay, no way
Na na why don't you get a job
Say no way, Say no way, no way
Na na why don't you get a job 

I guess all his money well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money well it isn't enough
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste 

I won't pay, I won't pay, no way
Na na why don't you get a job
Say no way, Say no way, no way
Na na why don't you get a job 

Well I guess it ain't easy doin' nothing at all
Oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along every day
(Let me tell you about my other friend now) 

My friend's got a boyfriend and she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more deniero just to stay at home
Well my friend you gotta' say 

I won't pay, I won't pay, no way
Na na why don't you get a job
Say no way, Say no way, no way
Na na why don't you get a job 

I won't give you no money
I always pay
Na na why don't you get a job
Say no way, Say no way, no way
Na na why don't you get a jobWhy Don't You Get A Job

 

PRETTY FLY

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
Ha may not have a clue
And he make not havestyle
But averything is lacks
Well he make up is denial
So don't debate, a player staight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field , and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate , just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can
Always go on ricki lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have ice cube
So he bought vanilla ice
Now cruising ispinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass

Now he's getting a tatto
He's getting' ink done
He asked for a '13' , but they drew a 31
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip

So don't debate ,a player straight
You know really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field , and keep it real
For you no way , for you no way
So if you don't rate , just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can
Always go on a ricki lake
The world needs wanabes
The world loves wanabe's
So let's get some more wanabe's
And do that brand new thing